Sunday, April 26, 2009

When did family Events become pathetic? Always.

Today was my Aunt's engagement party, I was forced to go by my lovely Yiayia [Grandma in Greek], but i figured it was a perfect excuse for a new dress and some shoes.

I was promised to be home by 6:30 the latest so i agree.

We get there, and wow is it pathetic off hand.

the Room was split
One half was full of dark haired, loud mouth, drink in their hand Greeks.
The other half, were Shy, red haired, giving everyone else Dirty looks Irish.

Isn't this suppose to be a party for a "joining of two?" Apparently not.
and that's not even the fucking worse part.

No.. Everyone today was on their 15 Min's of PMS.
Like my other aunt for instint, what is her problem, I'm not sure if you've seen "my big fat Greek wedding" but the big boobed annoying cousin? Yeah that's my aunt in real life. I went to the bar to get a drink [ because I'm allowed] and here she comes walking in like shes the fucking shit and rules the world with a stick up her ass. Telling me i can't have a drink, is this her party? Is she the bartender, no she's not, so i got my fucking drink and Left.

Another worse night is the fricking food.
I mean seriously who in their right minds would eat the food served today, i wish i took a picture.
the salad looked like it was meant for dolls and little balls of white cheese were all over, apparently this is the only fucking salad they knew how to make.
The beef look liked it was still alive. That pretty much sums it all up.

and on top of all this bullshit.
i get winked at.
and I'm pretty sure he was like my 2nd or 3rd cousin.

Pathetic.

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